Thursday, August 14, 2008

Breakfast of Champions?


Wheaties is the Breakfast of Champions. Only the best of the best make it on this cereal box. Over the years the box has been adorned by champions such as MJ, Emmit Smith, John Elway, Mary Lou Retton, Cal Ripken and of course Bruce Jenner.
There is one champion that unfortunately will never be on a box of Wheaties. His name is Alan Francis of Defiance, OH. Alan has won the Men's World Horseshoe Championship an amazing fourteen times. In the 2007 championship Alan had an amazing 89.6% ringers over the course of the week. I do not believe that MJ has won 14 championships nor has he shot 89.6% from the field. The comparisons go on. Just like MJ has his own shoe so does Alan Francis. You can buy his unique Horseshoe on Alan's Website. Unlike MJ's shoes you can buy a set of Alan's shoes for only $58.00. The shoes come in colors white and blue.
From this point on I am asking all Living on Cereal readers to boycott Wheaties until Alan Francis is given the proper respect that all champion professional athletes deserve; to be immortalized on a box of Wheaties.

1 comment:

SKiiD5 said...

Oh its
Alan Francis

okay i want my extra points on the text
:)